by Dr. D on Sun Mar 04, 2007 7:50 pm
I just went out to KB Toys today and found one there on sale for $22.00! Aesthetically, its a massive improvement over the Blazer in terms of shape, style and color, and balances much better (Does anyone besides me think it resembles a smaller, much more compact CPS 2700?). Like the Blazer, it seems slightly unnecessarily bulky and adds just enough weight to not be able to hold it comfortably with one hand, but it really doesn't matter very much. Range-wise I haven't measured yet, but it seems to shoot at least 3-4 feet farther than my Blazer did, and certainly has an extra "oomph" of power. Size-wise I'd equate it to about a CPS 1200, except the unnecessary bulk at the top and the underhang that supports the electronic pressure gage make it slightly larger than the former. Overall, it's an amazing light-infantry primary blaster that I would recommend to anyone who complains that they wish they still made CPS 2100s and CPS 1000s except for one thing: The 100% inexcusably inexplicable excuse for a fill cap! Here's a list of some of my biggest gripes about the senseless cap:
1. Having the fill cap on the bottom makes it impossible to run around and use the gun with the cap unscrewed. This means that if you're filling the gun up at a water station and you get ambushed and need to run, you need to spend 2-4 seconds screwing the cap on before you can use it so that the entire reservoir doesn't gush out and soak you. Although 2-4 seconds may seem short, in responding to an unexpected ambush it could easily and often does mean the difference between victory and defeat. Additionally, one is not able to unscrew the cap in anticipation for an on-the-run fill without leaving oneself virtually defenseless. A side-arm could remedy this, however it would be difficult considering the gun's weight in one hand.
2. As Duxburian pointed out and I learned for myself today, for some reason having the cap on the bottom of the reservoir causes the gun to "wail" (no pun intended) every time the pump is pulled forward. I'm no expert on water gun mechanics, so I'm not sure exactly why this occurs, but I'd guess that it has something to do with the air replacing the water pumped to the PC coming up from the bottom and passing through the water instead of coming from the top and staying at the top. Although it may seem like a cute gimmick that the "Orca" makes a whale mating call, this gimmick pretty much is telling your enemies "HEY! I'M RIGHT HERE IN THIS BUSH! Luckily, like the Blazer it has one of the longest shot times in a stock soaker ever, so it isn't as necessary to pump it as often as you would have to pump a 2100. Regardless, it might not be the best idea to bring the gun along on a stealth mission.
3. It just looks stupid. Plain and simple. Buzz Bee keeps coming so close to making really cool looking soakers, but every time it always seems like they have to get something wrong. For the Blazer it was the bulky size, for the Hydro Pack it was the disgusting colors and for the Scorpion it was the low underhang. They came painfully close to getting it perfect this time with the colors and shape, but the cap on the bottom just looks stupid. I know that this is a minor and insignificant concern, but it just sort of bugs me.
Gripes with the fill cap aside, the Orca is by far the all-around best new CPS that's been released since the CPS 2100 in 2002. It's easily worth the $20.00 retail, and I easily suggest it to anyone starting out who doesn't have access to the CPSs of old and to anyone looking to expand their armory in general. Although I won't be using it very often as a primary blaster in battle, it works perfectly as a loaner gun in a major war for anyone who doesn't own a CPS. Although it's not the next CPS 1500 or a Monster X, it's certainly a glimmer of hope for the thus-far gloom-and-doom post-Larami future of soakerdom.
Ugh, perfect time for my digital camera to die out on me! :goofy: If I can't manage to get it back online in the next few days, I'll take some pictures with a disposable and scan them up. Sorry! :soaked:
Edited By Dr. D on 1173052364
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