A friend of mine (sean) was filming a movie for a class of his and somehow cast me as the main character.  I was at his house with his brother and the rest of his group (Eric and Askew (A military finatic who doesn't really know that much) and had brought along two pistols (an xp30 and storm 750) which were luckily not confiscted at school Sean owned an xp220 and a splashzooka. Heres the way it went...

SCENE I
I chalenged Seans little bro to a sort of dual. Rules were that you had to be on the lawn to fight.  I helped him fill his gun (the xp30) And as I was filling mine up he shot me(I promply shot him back) so as we head out side I tell him the rule once more.  he starts fireing as i am on the ground and he has the cover of the deck he keeps missing and despite my disadvantage I waste him.

SCENE II
Sean's brother left and the movie was over with almost an hour to spare so i started an all on all fight without Sean (he was trying to edit the movie) we used the three pistols and switched regularly.  basicly this is a pointless pastime because nobdy really even got wet (exsept maybe Askew who was constntly being teamed up against and backed into the sprinkler. about then Eric had to go and Sean came out...

SCENE III
Sean givs up on editing for now and desides to goin the fight, but not with the 220 we offered him but with the SPLASHZOOKA!!! Askew and I team up.  About now Askew and I are getting drenched (Askew hollering many odd curses and "insults").  Askew runs by sean drizzles on him with a pistol and fals over Sean DRENCHES him all over.  Sean then chases after me and drenches my shirt.  With Askew giving up ("water fights are only fun if you have the biggest gun")and i want to keep going... I hatch an awsome plan... I ask sean if its OK to dump water on him from the deck to keep Askew playing he agrees so we set it up to look real. seans mom gives us a 5 gal. bucket of ice cold refrigerated water to get Sean with.  It works perfectly Sean is drenched, Askew is yelling and laughing and i came out driest of them all!!! (wequit after that)