Lunar Lunacy - MaXStaR(SSW)
Last night I had a rather funny experience... I went outside to view the Lunar Eclipse, decided to bring the Monster XL out to play with, just to pass the time... I looked at the sky "Oh, a little more to go.." and I filled up the beast. The Pressure tanks filled up and suddenly, the Reservoir fill klicked in and emmited the charactersistic WHHRRRRRRRRR!!!! noise, and just then, from behind me, I heard a "SLAM!" I looked around, nothing, so I stuck the Monster XL back into the charger and the filler kicked in again "WHHRRRRRRRRRRR!"...

"THUMP THUMP WHAM!"

"what the?" I looked over at the shed and saw the doors moving... I had known there had been a Raccoon wandering around snooping in our Compost bin (in front of the shed) for the last few weeks. I saw the doors move and said "it's not in the shed, is it?". I kicked the doors to the shed, nothing, then I shot the compost bin with Dual 5x, I thought "The cover's strapped down with a bungee cord, why would it be in there?"...

I filled the MXL back up on the Filler stand, and just as I raised the gun and looked back, the furry compost crook popped it's head out from under the bungeed bin lid. We stared at each other for a few seconds before I shot it in the face woth Dual 5x, only to scare it off.

After that, I ran back inside to tell everyone what happened. As I did, my Dad yelled back that the Raccoon was bounding across the front lawn...

The weird things that happen when the Full moon suddenly disappears.

I guess you can call it payback for eating my Pumpkin patch last year. :P

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