Two Man Army - SureShot

I was playing with my best friend (Let's call him MinuteMan), walking my neighbor and second best friend's dog (Let's call her Enemy6), when I noticed that my former friend and current competitor (Enemy1) had her friend over (Enemy2).

Enemy6 was invited over to Enemy1's house (she was my and my "enemy's" friend), and, as you might have guessed from her code name, she turned against me.

My enemy's little brother (Enemy3) and her little friend (Enemy4) were promptly on their side, along with some stray girl nearby with a water gun (Enemy5). My little sister (H@cker) was on our side.

It was three sixth grade girls and three second graders against me and my friend (5th grade) and my little sister (2nd grade).

I was trying out my new CPS 2100, and my friend and sister had some kind of puny gun, the kind that you can support with your pinky finger. The other team had various guns, all better than our puny guns, but all weaker than my CPS2100. We weren't worried, though. My friend and I were a great team, and my sister was good at lying.

Map:
(Insert once on CPU)

MinuteMan and I went down rd 1 and hid in the bushes. MinuteMan did a flyby, but then ran down rd 2 and rd 3. I got our water guns and followed him. I didn't know if he was going to go around to rd 4, go to rd 5, come through the park, and meet up with me, but I decided to follow him anyway. I found him hiding on rd 5, and I handed him his water gun. We made a break for our house and made it.

Then, H@cker lied to them that we were at the park. We went into my backyard with the hose, hoping to get them when they came looking for me, but they were out of range.

After some waiting, MinuteMan and I attacked and soaked them with water guns.  We went to get more water, and then opened fire on them (They were in the park).

After soaking them, we tried to get them on our bikes with the small water blasters. Neither team got the other team wet, but it gave Enemy1 the idea to use her roller blades. She came after me, but since I am bigger than her and had a better gun, I kept shooting her in the face. She didn't fall, but she couldn't see or shoot me. She shot wildly, giving me time to shoot her more, which made her less accurate, etc. I ran out of water, so I ran back into my house and refilled.

Next, they went into Enemy6's yard and started trying to shoot us over the short dividing fence. Their guns couldn't make it over, and we completely soaked them with the hose.

When we stopped, Enemy1 and Enemy3's mom came in and said, and I quote accurately, "We're wet enough, so we're going to go home." I took that as an unconditional surrender, so MinuteMan and I cleaned up the water guns and went to his house.

I think that if you are about 5' or taller, the CPS2100 is a great water blaster for you. It has awesome range and amazing balance (I was able to outrun an older girl on roller blades). It was also pretty cheap (about ten dollars).


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