The Battle Easily Won - Calvin

I decided to bring my Monster X out for some target practice and to test it out. Then my friend slava rides up on his bike. I hand him the water gun to let him try it out when I see my sister and her friend in the nextdoor neighbors backyard. Bingo. I tell Slava to shoot them while I run inside grabbing my monster XL and a QFD. I jet outside.(Well not actually jet seeing as how the monsterXL weighs a ton!). I see that slava is actually losing. They had started up the hose and had one of those spray nozzles on it. I attach the QFD as my other friend Jhonithan comes into the yard. I hand him the Monster XL as I pick up the QFD. I just figured out a pretty nice weapon as I flick open the QFD's side and spray them with a powerful stream of water. They run as  jump down. I thought it was over, we won the battle but not the war. >From then on I constructed a fort out of Safety Cones and screen walls. Then I got an ice chest out and filled it with water. I go to sit at my picnic table.(Right by the fence) as Me, Slava and Jhonithan talk. Just then is when I got serious. My sister and her little friend attack from behind with the hose. Time for some tactics. I tell Slava to open fire while I sneak around and attack them from behind. It works as they are rendered helpless and retreat. I secure their base but no attack occours. I leave for one second and they take it back over. We didn't even expect it, we were empty and they would esily attack during refill. Time to open up the secret weapon. I pick up the QFD again and let the water fly. I drench them as they retreat again. This was to easy. They had run inside, they were using the house as a fort. I tell Jhonithan to lure them out saying the Ice Cream Truck was here while me and slava ambush them(Well actually only me, slava was playing gameboy.) They come out and I flush them into my backyard. Slava puts the gameboy down and runs to the ice chest while I stun the two girls in one position with my Monster X. Jhonithan runs over to the ice chest too and they hoist it up and dump the huge chest of water over my sisters heads. The battle was won with ease. I run inside grabbing some sunglasses and a santa hat. I walk outside wearing them and say to Slava and Jhonithan. "We are now the Bandit Santas." I then walk over to burger king, I hadn't eaten all day.
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