The Battle
Easily Won - Calvin
I decided to
bring my Monster X out for some target practice and to test it out. Then
my friend slava rides up on his bike. I hand him the water gun to let him
try it out when I see my sister and her friend in the nextdoor neighbors
backyard. Bingo. I tell Slava to shoot them while I run inside grabbing
my monster XL and a QFD. I jet outside.(Well not actually jet seeing as
how the monsterXL weighs a ton!). I see that slava is actually losing.
They had started up the hose and had one of those spray nozzles on it.
I attach the QFD as my other friend Jhonithan comes into the yard. I hand
him the Monster XL as I pick up the QFD. I just figured out a pretty nice
weapon as I flick open the QFD's side and spray them with a powerful stream
of water. They run as jump down. I thought it was over, we won the
battle but not the war. >From then on I constructed a fort out of Safety
Cones and screen walls. Then I got an ice chest out and filled it with
water. I go to sit at my picnic table.(Right by the fence) as Me, Slava
and Jhonithan talk. Just then is when I got serious. My sister and her
little friend attack from behind with the hose. Time for some tactics.
I tell Slava to open fire while I sneak around and attack them from behind.
It works as they are rendered helpless and retreat. I secure their base
but no attack occours. I leave for one second and they take it back over.
We didn't even expect it, we were empty and they would esily attack during
refill. Time to open up the secret weapon. I pick up the QFD again and
let the water fly. I drench them as they retreat again. This was to easy.
They had run inside, they were using the house as a fort. I tell Jhonithan
to lure them out saying the Ice Cream Truck was here while me and slava
ambush them(Well actually only me, slava was playing gameboy.) They come
out and I flush them into my backyard. Slava puts the gameboy down and
runs to the ice chest while I stun the two girls in one position with my
Monster X. Jhonithan runs over to the ice chest too and they hoist it up
and dump the huge chest of water over my sisters heads. The battle was
won with ease. I run inside grabbing some sunglasses and a santa hat. I
walk outside wearing them and say to Slava and Jhonithan. "We are now the
Bandit Santas." I then walk over to burger king, I hadn't eaten all day.
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