Sneak Attack
in Sycamore, IL - by Dragon Sniper
I was playing
traffic with my friends josh,joey,justin karl,jared,and pj. then
pj's sisters came out with their friends carrying super soakers,they didn't
see us so we ran and got ready for a squirt gun fight. then me and
josh The special ops ambushed them but before i go into the rst of the
fight i'll tell you the weapons,josh-XP110,me-CPS1000(the best gun ever),pj-CPS2700,karl-CPS2500,justin
and jared-two XP70's each,joey-CPS1200. now the enemys even though they
were all girls they were seniors in high school and our average age was
a 4th grader. katie-CPS1-3-5 ,michelle-XP310,Friend#1-CPS2700,Freind#2-CPS2500.
we began a stale mate whil me and josh snuk out to devise a plan.
when we came up with one we told our team so me and josh went around joey's
house with our guns fully pumped josh hid under an overhang while I hid
in joey s garage right by the entrance josh fired at a reloading person
that got their attentiion two of them went to go get josh they thoght there
was just one person but they were wrong they decided that one would charge
and the other would go right next to the garage and chare from there(the
garage was open) when the girl came to the garage entranceshe was this
far from me ------------. I thought what anybody would think right
then FIRE!!! so i shot her right in the hair stle and messed it all
up i still had two seconds of shooting left so i made it look as though
she peeed her pants then i got her in the back with the last second then
i ran josh and his persuer were about 6 feet from where they were *Note
this happend over about 6 seconds*.she started chasing me but she had that
fat 2700 while I had a tiny 1000 i was pulling away fast cuase she
couldn't keep up with that big of a gun but for the rest of the game Mrs.
half a hair do shot at me only that was scary when she controlled one of
the hoses well me and josh charged into the middle of the battlefield to
gain our immunity special defense when me and josh are soaked we don't
care about getiing hit any more. the rest of our team snuk around
while me and josh stated dancing in front of them to get all their attention
it worked and they felt the wrath of aCPS2700,CPS2500 4 XP70's and a CPS1200
from two feet away right on their back. OUCH. then Mrs. half
a hair do didn't know about my immune ability. and stuck the hose down
my back and put her finger above part of the opening to make it spray hard
then they dumped a five gallon bucket of water on me and josh's headwhile
they were drenching me and josh the rest of the team had just made a ton
of ballons climbed on top of the house and dropped all of the ballons on
them and then opened their water tanks and dumped them out on the girls'
heads i spit al the tap water out of my mouth and got it out of my eyes
and said "where the heck were you?"the girls said they had enough and quit
so we were victorious!!!
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