I'll give you some background first.  My buddy Andrew and I were at the mall and we saw the biggest, baddest looking super soaker ever known to man, the CPS 2000, we were both drooling for a while and we saw the price tag, $69.99 CDN, ouch.  Oh well we were young, so we both bought one.  That night Andrew, myself, and my friend Ray went to see a movie.  It was a late showing, lasted until like, 2:00am.  Anywayz, Andrew had parked his car in the mall underground parking and the parkade had closed.  Well, after half an hour of trying to break in, we decided to get a cab.  At this point, both of of CPS's were still in his trunk.

The next day i gave Andrew a call.  He had got his car back, so i asked him to bring my CPS over to my house.  He told me he'd be there soon and Ray would be coming too.  It took me about 10 seconds to realize that A)Andrew and Ray were coming over and B)both of our 2000's were in his car...andrew and ray...both 2000's in car....Knowing my friends this could only mean one thing, major ambush!  I was 110% sure they would try something.  So i began to prepare.  At the time my most powerful weapon was a XP105, so i loaded that up along with a bag of 10 water balloons.  I waited.  Low and behold my friend drove into my backalley garage in his Taurus.  I watched through the blinds of my room window.  They took out both of the 2000's along with three 4litre milk jug filled with water.  They placed the 4L jugs underneath the car and proceeded to sneak up to the back entrance of my house.  I went to the backdoor and peered out the window.  Ray was at the bottom of the stairs hiding behind my house, while Andrew slowly approached the door 2000 in hand.  I knew this wasn't going to be pretty, i had to think up some kind of plan.  I was out numbered and out gunned.  I got my brother to (1 year younger than me) stay at the backdoor and occasionally peer out the window and open and close the door slightly.  He was going to be my decoy.  I took my 105 and bag of water ballon and headed out the front door.  I ran around my neighborhood and up the street to the backalley of my house.  I crept into my garage, (my garage is more like a covering, it sits atop and behind my backyard) and stayed behind my friends car.  I took 2 of their water jugs and poured them out, the third one i hid behind a bush.  It was time to make my strike.  I placed my 105 on the ground and set myself up behind the garage wall.  I grabbed 3 water balloons from my bag and took a deep breath.  I popped up slightly to recon the area.  My brother was still causing his diverson and both of my friends were hiding behind my house next to the stairs.  They were crouched down in conversation.  This would be the best time to strike.  I got up and tossed 3 balloons high in the air at them, at the same time i pelted the rest of the balloons at them as fast as i could.  They were quiet soaked, but it wasn't over yet, Andrew dashed up to the garage and gave chase.  I picked up my 105 and started running a fast as i could.  I ran out of the neighborhood and up the street, all the while Andrew was following with the 2000.  I was getting tired of running and so was he.  I decided i got them soaked, so now it was time to get back inside my house.  I started running towards Andrew and he began spraying away with the 2000.  As he fired i backed away as he came closer.  He used up his chamber and that's when i came at him unloading with my 105.  I ran past him and got back to my garage.  I picked up the 4L i hid and found Ray hiding behind the car.  He started spraying with his 2000 and i ducked out of the way.  When his shot extinguished i tackled him to the car and dumped the contents of the 4L over his head.  That's when Andrew came from behind and shot me with the 2000 point blank range in the back of the head.  I turned and fired my 105 at him and he continued shooting me in the face.  At the same time Ray began spraying his 2000 at my back.  If you have not been shot at by a 2000 then you would not know my situation, for those of you that do know, imagine being shot at by 2 point blank range, in the head.  Nonetheless i got knocked back and fell on the floor.  When I finally got up I was just happy I soaked them just as bad as they got me, considering what I was armed with.  We laughed about it and went to eat lunch afterwards.