Super Soaker Warrior - Pistol Poppers

Earlier in the afternoon, TKD came over for a visit, complaining that he was bored and needed something to do... When he arrived, I was just getting out of the shower, hair still wet. He came to me asking "Hey, wanna pick Goliath up at school? It's almost 3:25pm and he'd be out anytime now..". I agreed and went with him. Before he left, he commented on something about forgetting to bring over his XP150 so he could shoot him.
"Something that size would be too cold to use today, why not use pistols?.." I said, "I'll use my New XP220, you want to use my Classic 30?"
As I was sorting through my arsenal I handed him my XP40, to which he replied "I'd rather use this.."
"Okay, fair enough. That guns a little better anyway."

So we went outside to fill up a the hose and found to our disappointment that TKD's truck was blocked in by a truck belonging to the Hardware store guy who had come to look at the kitchen cupboards (My Mother wants to replace them.). More disappointingly, he parked diagonally - blocking my Car in as well.. Grrr..

TKD said that we could just meet him at his house when he gets home. So we decided to just shoot each others vehicles (and each other too actually. Accident, really, it was, honest! :P ) while we waited for the Hardware guy to leave. When he left about 10 minutes later, we refilled and headed over to Goliath's house and met up with him just getting off of his bus. TKD ran up to him and shot him, I just shot TKD... we went back to his house, where he started to rummage through his pockets looking for his House Key.
"Uh-Oh, I think I gave my key to somebody who didn't give it back..."
His 11yr old Little Sister then came around the corner, and opened the Door for us.. But More importantly - Me and TKD shot her as a joke.

We walked in the house, Talked to Goliath as he put his bookbag and stuff away, when we looked over to see His Sister digging through her toys, then run upstairs with her XP110 to fill it up... (Well, she came back down and offered a cookie to whoever could get the cap off of it, to which effect TKD BodyChecked me out of the way... We knew what she was trying to do, but it's been a long winter - so we weren't gonna stop her).
After TKD finished the cookie, and she went upstairs, we decided it was the right time to bolt outside...
"Follow me, I know where the Hose is!"

We filled our pistols at the hose and then hid by his Truck, Me behind the rear wheel, and TKD in the Flatbed. Goliath came out to talk to us, ask us how we were doing, the usual converation, when his Sister opened the front Door and Yelled "I know where you guys are hiding, one of you is in the back of the truck and one is behind the Truck." We yelled back "Our guns are empty!". She then went back inside.

Well, our cover had been blown, didn't matter too much. I figured to myself "Well, she's gone back inside, might as well get up and walk around..."
I started talking to TKD and Goliath, as I walked towards the house. Then TKD said "Uhh, SSW? Look..." and pointed.

"A Deer caught in the headlights" I said to myself as I turned around to see her pointing a fully loaded XP110 at me..

"Our Gun's are Empty, Remember?!" TKD yelled... I covered the AirSpace left in my pistol and shook it, "See? Empty"...

She didn't fall for it... She fired, I ducked out of the Way and moved back out of range of the blast. She kept firing but didn't come after me. I pumped up my XP220, watched her firing stream, and Yelled "ATTACK!!!" when she ran out. TKD Jumped out of his truck and we gave chase, she ran inside. We backed off. She came back out and charged at us, to which extent me and TKD chased after her, up around to the back yard. After a little bit of discussion I told TKD to go back around the house the other way while I gave chase. But then She shot at TKD, and TKD Retailated. "Fine." I said, and went around the other way, coming up around the hill to Goliath's front yard just as they were running down the lawn. We attacked her, she shot back at us. I was jumping side to side and ducking to miss her shots, while TKD backed off a bit. She Ran out of water, And we gave chase. She dropped the gun and ran away screaming. Well, I think I know who won here. Me and TKD High-5'ed each other as we walked away, we left the gun where it was... Then she ran back up and Grabbed the XP110 (and what very little Water was left in it) and Chased after us. Of course she only was able to Coax 1 more Shot out of it, I charged her and she dropped the gun, again, and ran away. Of course, here at the C-WSL we don't believe in winners OR losers, Just fun... So nobody won. However TKD might have something else to say about this one. :)
 

For the Record, I do really feel good about myself, using advanced battle tactics on an 11yr old, but hey, she asked for it! :P

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