Cold Snap - Super Soaker Warrior's Side

    It all started one night in December 1999 when me and my friends Fuzz and Doogie were siting around my house just watchin' TV.. (Like they've never watched COPS on a 29" screen before...) I had just ran up from downstairs where the Computer is with certain natural urges that required that I take immediate action *ahem*... So I settled down in the bathroom with a Reader Digest and let nature work it's magic... When all of the Sudden... The Door Flew open... And Doogie (From here on in I'll call him Goliath) and Fuzz proceeded to walk by the door with their hands covering their eyes... I went a tad ballistic and proceeded to hurl Magazines at them as they walked by (Throwing Readers Digests by the bindings first can really fly)...First they Threw the Outdoor Xmas Candles (3ft tall mothers)in the Door, which I blocked with the bathroom Clothes hamper. Then they sat the 3ft tall Santa Decoration in front of the door and pluged the light inside in... I threw a Readers Digest at it and took it right to the floor... blowing out its lightbulb..

    There was then an eiree silence, I finished up and walked out of the door when I was met with Goliath brandishing my XP 95... He obviously didn't know how to use it because the tank was on at a 180 degree angle and had leaked all over the floor, as well the shot I was hit with was rather airy and dried quickly... I snatched the gun from him and he took shelter in the guestroom across from the bathroom as I refilled the gun in the kitchen..  Fuzz on the other hand hid in the Bathroom...  Fuzz peeked out of the bathroom to see what was going on and was hit with my XP 95's Riot Blaster... I then forced the guestroom door open to find Goliath in the fetal position behind the door, easy prey...

    Once I had Finished off my Supply on Goliath I ran for the Kitchen sink and reloaded, Fuzz still hiding in the Bathroom... Goliath then came around the corner with a green watering can full of water and there was a struggle, as well as alot of water on the kitchen floor... Goliath then retreated to the hallway with the can and Yelled at Fuzz to let him into the Bathroom...

After a few minutes of waiting outside the door, I didn't hear anything... I got curious and grabbed a pen and took it apart (this is how they got into the locked bathroom when I was in there) and unlocked the door... I was met by the rather unsightly visage of Fuzz's rear end... But an easy target nonetheless... Goliath ran up and slammed the door on me and my gun (to which I found out later, a hole was punched through the front of the door by my XP95's Nozzle)..

I had discovered their escape plan and promptly covered their escape routes... Getting clear shots at Goliath as he tried to get out of the window, and running back inside to fire warning shots outside the bathroom door whenever it opened... But once as I stopped them from emerging from the window, they charged immediately from the Bathroom and Ran down the stairs... I landed a few shots on them as the ran down and out the basement door...

Now with me you've got to learn that running outside in the middle of winter has to be the stupidest move you can make... I grabbed the CPS1000 out of my room, filled it up, hid the other guns and the XP95, and went around the house locking down all accessable windows and doorways... They were shut outside...

I then tried to pull off a manuver first used in the Battle of The Darkness.. I turned off the Basement door light..
Curious where everyone was, I peeked outside the basement door when it hit me... rather cold actually... I was hit with a 3L bucket of water to the Shirt and right leg.... Goliath had been siting by the basement door and before I could pick out his sillouette, it was too late... I fired off a few shots but to no avail. My own plan had backfired and I had paid for it.
(I also forgot that in the Battle of the Darkness that it was me that countered  Blackwolf's "lights out" move.. I knew it was counterable but forgot...)

Determined not to have that happen again, I closed/locked the door and ran for the hose cutoff valve (Featured in "The Battle of the Hose"). Unfortunately they were able to fill the bucket up once more before I finished (I could hear the tap on outside) so I knew what would happen if I was to open the basement door again... But instead of going to another door, I stayed, knowing they only have one shot left, and they'll fire it if I open the door...
Just then TKD-Warrior pulled up in his 84 Pontiac Parisienne... He likes to call it the "Drag Racer". I just call it "The Boat".
So I opened the door, peeked out, and before the water could hit me I deflected it off the Door by closing it halfway. I then opened the door and charged Goliath, hitting him. I stayed within range of the Door in the case that Fuzz was to Run inside and lock me out...

    At this point they were just wandering around trying to find a way inside. I let TKD inside and told him to take cover. I closed and locked the Basement Door up again and ran upstairs. After about 5mins of letting them freeze outside I opened the front door and in a military fashion ordered them to surrender. They took a while to decide, but they were cold and defenseless, so they agreed and came inside...

Another day, another battle fought...
December of all months too!

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