Cold Snap - The Fuzz's Side

    Well it was a party night at the SS Warrior's house. Me and Doogie were sitting in the living room while SS Warrior was on the can. Then Doogie had this bright plan to go unlock the door to the bathroom (Cheap lock) and open the door wide. At first it was just walking by the door not looking at SS Warrior except saying "Hi" every time we passed... oh once every 0.5 sec, 'till he started throwing books at us. Well of course we threw them back along with some Xmas decorations and about anything else we could find. Then Doogie had an idea. Go get SS Warriors Super Soaker and spray him with it (he didn't say witch one). As soon as he came back from filling it up, SS Warrior stormed out of the bathroom (I didn't see him) and went straight for the gun.

    Don't ask me how he got it but he did, and the next thing I heard was Doogie yelling "SS Warrior has got the gun!" Well since I was only armed with books and assorted Xmas items, I decided that the best course of action was to hide in the very bathroom that we lay siege to just moments ago. As I wasn't as dumb, I put my foot against the door so SS Warrior could not get in. I heard Doogie did the same thing just across the hall in the guest room. Well I had water but no weapon so I peeked my head out to see if anyone was there. I got an eye full of water from SS Warriors XP95 with the Nozzle off... I promptly shut the door and looked for another course of action.

    All of a sudden I hear the door across the hall open, Doogie scream, run out of the room and down the stairs. Well I open the door to see what is the matter. Seconds later I was met up with Doogie in that same hall, with a watering can, running and screaming "Go, Go, Go!" I then retreated to my bathroom hideout with Doogie right behind me. We formulated that the only way out was through the window. We started out but made one grave mistake. We left the door uncovered. As I was climbing out the window, I was shot in the butt by SS Warrior who had broken in. We quickly closed the door but now he had known our escape plan and covered our only two exits. As I dried my butt with a towel (well we were in the bathroom with lots of towels) we came up with a plan that Doogie would call SS Warrior from the window and we would then escape through the door with minimal wetness. It happened just like that... (and I brought the towel with me!) and we ran down to the basement, and out the basement door. We didn't take any gun with us so we were left defenseless.

    Doogie and I met out on the road to formulate a plan. We found a bucket and filled it with water (our only weapon, a one shot, all or nothing deal). We had to make it good but there were 3 doors to cover, 2 of us and only one bucket. Then all of the sudden SS Warrior shut the light off over the basement door. That's where he was going to strike! Doogie then poised himself against the wall and waited. Then the door slowly opened up... a little wider and Doogie let him have it! A direct shot! Totally wet from head to toe! Well that was it and Doogie ran out to the road laughing all the way. (I don't think he got hit) After that we got more water out of the hose and tried it again. As expected SS Warrior opened the basement door and doogie let him have it but it didn't hit SS Warrior so he came out blazing after Doogie. Then TKD-Warrior showed up (almost hit Doogie with his car) and we talked with him for a second. He went up to the door to knock on the door to see if SS Warrior was there. I knew he was in the basement so I used him as a shield.

    Well after about 5 mins we were getting cold and we didn't want to get sick, so we called a truce and came in the door. SS Warrior got the worst of it but we had to surrender to get warm again (and get my keys and coat back to go home). All and all the house was a mess and SS Warrior was wet... a good days work!

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